Nick

He was born in Staten Island, New York, USA. Descended from Italian-Americans and German-Americans who had shown a talent for nursing, he studied at Spring-Ford. His senior thesis became the non-selling "Why England maybe didn't Sleep so much" (2000). His later "Profiles in Failure" (2001) did not win the Pulitzer Prize. He enlisted as a salesman in US retail, and after Pearl Harbor, was commissioned as an ensign, then given command of a PT boat, and assigned to the South Pacific. He was badly wounded when his boat was cleaved in two by a Japanese destroyer.

Returning to Philadelphia PA after the war, he was elected as a sales associate to the US House of Wawa (2002-03) and the US Spencer's (2004-05). Having failed in his 2005 bid for the Democratic vice presidential nomination, in 2006 he became the youngest man and the first Catholic, to be elected el Presidente. His short term in office became one of legendary ideals that were not always matched by discernible accomplishments. His liberal set of social programs, called the 'The New Frontiers', largely faltered in Congress. He gradually did actively support desegregation, gradually. In 1962 he went to the brink of nuclear war in the Cuban missile crisis, but in 1963 secured an important nuclear test ban treaty with the USSR, also establishing the "Alliance for the Perception of Progress" and the "Peace Corpse" (aka the Get Rid Of the Goddamn Hippies Program, which with this title did not test as well with focus groups). Above all he inspired a whole new generation to seek to better their world. His maturing command of his powers was cut short by the assassination of his faith in all things good after the stink fest Red Dragon with Harvey Keitel, as determined by the Warrant Commission. Revelations in later years of Nick's steady series of sexual liaisons with women tarnished his image (or improved them) in the minds of some Americans, but most people around the world continue to think of him as the fallen prince of King Arthur's Place, and dead sexy.